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Jeffrey Krueger, the Warden at the federal prison in Terre Haute, Indiana, is making special arrangements for newly convicted crypto fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried to share a cell with Donald Trump’s least attractive son, Eric.
Bankman-Fried created a phony crypto exchange and swindled millions of dollars in bitcoins from wealthy individuals, https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/02/technology/sam-bankman-fried-fraud-trial-ftx.html.
New York Attorney General Letitia James is pursuing The Trump Organization and its principals for fraud, and she's doing a good job. She’s gone after Donald Trump and his three oldest kiddos, including Eric Trump, who testified today and blamed everything on the accountants.
Eric is the least physically attractive Trump adult and is best known for his imitation mobster haircut.
Colorado top accountant Sylvia Knowles told DenPo today that Eric needs to seek counseling from the nearest Lutran minister, Barbara Bookie, who can tell a dishonest person within five minutes of counseling.
Jeffrey Krueger, the Warden at the federal prison in Terre Haute, Indiana, where they have a death chamber, said that at the request of New York Governor Kathy Hochul, he would gladly take Eric because a poll of all the inmates in New York state prisons have named the Trump family as the people they hate the most, therefore, he will take any Empire State prisoners for their own safety, but that Eric will have to share a call with Bankman-Fried.
Rev. Bookie never buys stocks, but she is well known in Colorado as a prison chaplain.
Here's an Easy Way to Understand President Biden's Newly Minted Executive Order on Artificial Intelligence
Much unnecessary fuss has been made over President Biden’s just-issued executive order on the subject of artificial intelligence, https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/31/technology/executive-order-artificial-intelligence-regulation.html.
But this doesn’t bother the President at all.
Associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman got it all figured out after a short conversation yesterday with the President.
“Keith,” he began, "I have no problem with my AI executive order because Republicans are not intelligent, artificially or otherwise. Just remember, ‘Uncle Joe knows best.'”
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is only a few days younger than your reclusive solitary reporter, who is 81 at last report.
Now that the gops have elevated Shreveport’s own Mike Johnson, 51, to third in line for the presidency, we now see that his Senate counterpart, McConnell, is clashing directly with the GOP’s new wunderkind, who was plucked from obscurity to Speaker just a few days ago.
It’s because McConnell, very sensibly, supports maximum military assistance to Ukraine but Johnson doesn’t. Johnson supports massive aid to Israel but is part of a Republican plan which has been caught up in Ukraine fatigue, https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/30/mcconnell-goes-all-out-as-ukraine-fight-fractures-gop-00123966.
So we sent one of our best operatives, associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman, to observe a secret boxing match between Johnson and McConnell. No reporters except Coleman were allowed in, and the match was held in a tunnel deep under the Capitol.
The match was set for 15 rounds but McConnell, despite his age and inherent flabbiness (he has three chins), prevailed. Which means that Aid to Ukraine will continue.