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Donald Trump has a way of being in the news 24/7. In fact, he would be nowhere were it not for his insistence in taking over the world’s airwaves.
Among other things, he refuses to pay New York some $350,000,000, plus interest, because he defrauded thousands of individuals and corporations through his privately held businesses, so Attorney General Letitia James, interviewed by associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman, said that if he doesn’t pay by tomorrow, she’ll send him to the Amazon rainforest (if there’s anything left of it) so he can negotiate with a newly discovered giant anaconda which has recently been discovered, https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/23/americas/worlds-biggest-snake-amazon-intl-scli-scn/index.html.
Peripatetic Trump spokesman Steven Cheung said that Coleman, a Democratic Party operative, has been permanently banished from Trump Tower and that as soon as Trump returns to the White House next year, Coleman will be prosecuted as an enemy of the people.
Texas used to be an independent nation, and it has 254 counties, and most wealthy Texans are rich because of oil and they don’t like people with brown skins.
Gov. Greg Abbott is a very virile member of the Ignorant and Proud of It Club, of which Donald Trump is the founder.
Just in the last few days, the Texas National Guard and Joe Biden’s Border Patrol have clashed openly, and shots were almost fired as desperate migrants from Sierra Leone and Cuba and many other nations were trying to smuggle themselves into the US, https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/27/us/texas-eagle-pass-us-mexico-border/index.html.
GOP candidate Donald Trump knows a lot about crime, and this year he will be convicted by two federal court juries and he will tell his shameless fans, who are charter members of the Ignorant and Proud of It Club, that he will do a great job as President from prison.
Abbott is so proud of his swagger that he announced just moments ago that he has decided to invade New Mexico.
“I love Carlsbad Caverns National Park,” Abbott told associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman. “I am determined to shove one of those famous stalactites up Nikki Haley’s rear end so I can ask her how it feels.”
January 19, 2024
All Democrats and Independents are preparing for Armageddon if Donald Trump is re-elected in November.
But Uncle Joe has a plan: he and he alone will sidle up to coffee houses and cheap restaurants and buy a smoothie for all whom he meets so they will vote for him: https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/19/politics/biden-return-to-retail-politics/index.html.
So we sent associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman to a Trump rally, hoping that with his enormous powers of persuasion, he can change the Trumpies’ minds.
When we checked five minutes ago, Coleman had collapsed and was calling 911.