Taylor Swift, the most conspicuous entertainer in the world, has endorsed Kamala Harris for President, https://www.today.com/news/politics/taylor-swift-kamala-harris-endorsement-rcna170548. She did so
in a photograph with her favorite cat, Benjamin Button. She signed her endorsement as "Childless Cat Lady” based on a 2021 interview with mindless Tucker Carlson in which J D Vance, Donald
Trump’s Loser-in-Chief, said that Democrats are promoting an “antifamily” agenda led by “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserablel [in] their own lives and the choices they have made
and ... they want to make the rest of the country miserable."
Benjamin Button is highly endangered because in yesterday’s debate between Harris and Trump, Trump said that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, are eating cats (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c77l28myezko) — an allegation which, like 99% of everything else that Trump says, is manifestly false.
Your solitary reporter has a cat who is more beautiful than Benjamin Button. Because of Trump’s baseless rumor, he has purchased a large cage to keep Marlow inside and safe. (He named Marlow
after the narrator in Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness) — a novella in which wretched Congolese in 1899, exploited by European ivory traders, can easily be imagined to be
cat-eaters).
In CNN’s instant poll, Harris won by a wide margin, a margin which prefigures Harris’ victory in November.
Swift told associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman that in endorsing Harris whe is turning the page on the 2004 Swift Boat
for truth which upended John Kerry’s path to the presidency (https://www.nytimes.com/topic/organization/swift-boat-veterans-for-truth). “Given my name and fame, it was the
least I could do,” Swift said.
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