How Uncle Joe Plans to Dig Himself Out of the Hole He's In


January 19, 2024


All Democrats and Independents are preparing for Armageddon if Donald Trump is re-elected in November.


But Uncle Joe has a plan: he and he alone will sidle up to coffee houses and cheap restaurants and buy a smoothie for all whom he meets so they will vote for him:


So we sent associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman to a Trump rally, hoping that with his enormous powers of persuasion, he can change the Trumpies’ minds.


When we checked five minutes ago, Coleman had collapsed and was calling 911.