Federal Bureau of Prisons Will House Eric Trump with Convicted Crypto Fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried

Jeffrey Krueger, the Warden at the federal prison in Terre Haute, Indiana, is making special arrangements for newly convicted crypto fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried to share a cell with Donald Trump’s least attractive son, Eric.


Bankman-Fried created a phony crypto exchange and swindled millions of dollars in bitcoins from wealthy individuals, https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/02/technology/sam-bankman-fried-fraud-trial-ftx.html.


New York Attorney General Letitia James is pursuing The Trump Organization and its principals for fraud, and she's doing a good job. She’s gone after Donald Trump and his three oldest kiddos, including Eric Trump, who testified today and blamed everything on the accountants.


Eric is the least physically attractive Trump adult and is best known for his imitation mobster haircut.


Colorado top accountant Sylvia Knowles told DenPo today that Eric needs to seek counseling from the nearest Lutran minister, Barbara Bookie, who can tell a dishonest person within five minutes of counseling. 


Jeffrey Krueger, the Warden at the federal prison in Terre Haute, Indiana, where they have a death chamber, said that at the request of New York Governor Kathy Hochul, he would gladly take Eric because a poll of all the inmates in New York state prisons have named the Trump family as the people they hate the most, therefore, he will take any Empire State prisoners for their own safety, but that Eric will have to share a call with Bankman-Fried.


Rev. Bookie never buys stocks, but she is well known in Colorado as a prison chaplain.