Why Trump, in Tears, Is Singing "It's all over now, Baby Blue"

Now that Mark Meadows, who used to be Donald Trump’s Chief of Staff, has received immunity from prosecution, it is clear that Trump has lost all earthly support, which is why Melania has returned to Slovenia with Barron.
Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis’ pursuit of 19 evildoers is netting other notable flippers including Jenna Ellis and Sidney Powell. 
Meadows was with Trump in the days leading up to, and during, Insurrection Day, January 6, 2021, and was in the center of Trump’s plot to stay in power using innuendo, hutzpah, and deceit.
Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones met with Meadows in his cell in the District of Columbia Jail. 
“Johanna, I knew I had no chance of getting into Baptist heaven, so I decided to tell the truth for the first time since I got to Washington."
Southern Baptist Convention President Bart Barber received Meadows’ confession and instructed him to respond to the next altar call at a his church in Farmersville, Texas.
From his gold-plated shower at Mar-a-Lago, Trump, the former Democrat, was heard singing “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue” as he prepared to be handcuffed and placed in solitary confinement.
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