Serena's Post-Open Plans Include a Trip to New Hampshire

Because Republicans are so intent on enabling Donald Trump to run against President Biden in 2024, his poll numbers are not what they should be because so many Trump sympathizers crave entertainment.

Associate solitary reporter Susanna Sherman, who is our Chief Investigative Reporter, is a longtime Democratic Party operative, so she has contacts at the DNC which have told her that top-level vetters there are whispering that given Biden’s age and other factors, they need new blood to keep the White House and Congress in Democratic hands.
The whisper campaign includes mention that forty-year old Serena Williams, the greatest women’s tennis player ever, who is in the process of "evolving away" from tennis as a profession, has secretly booked a visit to Manchester, New Hampshire and the Open concludes, amid speculation that she intends to run for President in 2024.
Sherman vocally assures us that Biden would graciously withdraw from the race once Serena jumps in and that Trump’s chances of defeating the vivacious and beautiful Williams are somewhere between five percent and zero.
Sherman, a previous winner of the Pulitzer Prize, is at the top of her game and she has many sources, which have told her that Williams intends to donate a generous fraction of her $94 million in prize winnings to the Democratic Party.