In Which We Announce What All Sensible People Have Known for a Very Long Time: Women Are Better than Men

According to our ever-increasing cadre of associate solitary reporters, women are better than men.


Especially when Judge Karin Crump in Travis County, Texas, issued an injunction against Texas Right to Life, the people who in their triumphalist miasma have deprived women in Texas of their right to make their own decisions about what happens to their bodies:


Not only that, The Guardian has documented at some necessary length the concept of female superiority:


All this is very pleasing to associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones down at Mar-a-Lago, and to associate solitary reporter Sylvania Juguete in the White House. 


Jones is in the extremely unenviable position of having to camp out on the grounds of Mar-a-Lago whle enduring countless taunts from Melania.


By contrast, Juguete is very pleased with her constant and immediate access to President Biden in the White House.