DeSantis Is Foiled in Effort to Arrest Solitary Reporter and ASR Mangam Over Masks Controversy

Your solitary reporter’s name is Tom Korson, and this evening he watched, with great interest, Judy Woodruff’s PBS News Hour where she interviewed the Washington Post’s Michael Gerson. Though Gerson sounds a bit like Korson, they are not related.


Woodruff also interviewed, as usual, the WaPo’s Jonathan Capehart.


Capehart solemnly and appropriately condemned Florida's GOP governor, Ron DeSantis, for willfully endangering the lives of public school children and teachers in the Sunshine State over the never-ending Masks Controversy.


With associate solitary reporter Jim Mangam watching, DeSantis dispatched Florida Department of Law Enforcement Commissioner Rick Swearingen to arrest Mangam and the solitary reporter. 


Capehart observed closely as the solitary reporter, with the cooperation of Colorado Governor Jared Polis, a Democrat, hussled Mangam into a secret compartment in his home in the Park Hill neighborhood of Denver.


Polis ensured that Colonel Matthew Packard, Chief of the Colorado State Patrol, would protect the solitary reporter and Mangam from all continuing onslaughts from DeSantis & Co.