Guess Who Replaces Congresswoman Liz Cheney In Top Leadership Role?

As expected, the Donald Trump Party, previously known as the Republican Party until Trump strangled it, has expelled Congresswoman Liz Cheney (daughter of) from her number three leadership post in the United States House of Representatives.


House Minority Leader McCarthy considered for only two nanoseconds who he should appoint to replace Cheney.


Which is why we managed to smuggle our Chief Congressional Correspondent, associate solitary reporter Melissa Smith, into the closed meeting which had just exiled Congresswoman Cheney.


ASR Smith was the first in the world to report who McCarthy then tapped to replace Cheney.


“It’s Trump,” she just texted us.