Poor Rudy, His Apartment Was Visited Today by Federal Agents

Democrats are, of course, well prepared for President Biden’s first address to a Joint Session of Congress, which will take place very soon. But the Republicans, the Trumpite Branch most notably, are still trying to relitigate their hero’s massive loss to President Biden in November.


But they were thrown off course ever so slightly by the fact (not a lie) that earlier today, federal agents executed a search warrant on Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan apartment (https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/28/politics/rudy-giuliani-federal-prosecutors/index.html).


Gotham’s most arrogant mayor ever, Rudy sold his soul to Donald Trump long ago, and is likely to be prosecuted, not for being a total jerk, but for, among other things, aiding and abetting Trump’s Act of Treason on January 6, and, perhaps more notably, for all the ____ that he did in Ukraine on Trump’s behalf.


Associate solitary reporter Sylvania Juguete helped President Biden prepare his address, and she assures us that he won’t even think of whispering anything this evening about Rudy.