A Concise Explanation of Why House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Is in the ICU Over Maxine Waters Censure Resolution

Does anybody think these here United States is polarized politically?


To answer that question we had to bring in associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones, who never leaves Donald Trump’s side.


Anticipating the strong probability that former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin would be acquitted of the murder of George Floyd, Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-Cal.) said, yesterday, that if the jury shoud return a not guilty verdict, protesters should become more confrontational.


McCarthy and the vast majority of his Republican Conference immediately drafted a censure resolution against Waters (https://www.politico.com/news/2021/04/20/gop-push-censure-maxine-waters-483547), forgetting that their hero routinely lashed out at anyone who dared even to whisper the least disagreement with him.


ASR Jones was with Trump when he called McCarthy and told him to march immediately into the office of House Sergeant at Arms Timothy Paul Blodgett with firm instructions to arrest the 82 year old African American Congresswoman.


But our Chief Congressional Correspondent, associate solitary reporter Melissa Smith, tripped McCarthy just before he could pound on Blodgett’s door.


McCarthy is now in the ICU at George Washington University Hospital.