Words have consequences; but for the QAnon conspiracy freaks, the Fourth Day of March has, well, consequences — ‘cause they’re convinced that on March 4, 2021, Donald Trump will be inaugurated as our Commander-in-Chief.
QAnon — Donald Trump’s most fervent backer — has proved itself adept at promulgating all kinds of nonsense, so it’s worth a few nanoseconds of your time for you to be made aware that QAnon folk consider that the only legitimate presidential election since the 1864 presidential election was the presidential election of 1868, which gave the presidency to war hero Ulysses Grant; and that on March 4, 2021, Donald Trump will once again become president (https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2021/02/10/qanon-march-fourth-conspiracy-theory-julian-feeld-newday-camerota-vpx.cnn).
So we asked associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones, who is with Trump 24/7, to explain to us what’s really going on.
“SR,” she began, “only five minutes ago Trump was taken to Zenith Psychological Services, which is the closest psychiatric hospital to Marred-a-Lago.”
“He presented with extreme depression and has been given psychotropics which will keep him from ordering his Oath Keepers followers, especially their leader, Jessica Watkins, from launching a deadly attack on the White House (see https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/11/politics/oath-keeper-justice-trump-capitol/index.html).
Then we asked associate solitary reporter Sylvania Juguete, who is with Biden 24/7, for Biden’s reaction to these developments.
“SR,” Juguete began, “The President is way too busy to give even a passing thought to Donald Trump."