This Is What Happens When Trump Leaves It to Rudy

 

The extremely thin-skinned man who falsely claims that he won on November 3, and who ceaselessly foments conspiracy theories, has asked his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, to take over his legal assault on the integrity of the election, even though his own Department of Homeland Security has said that the election was conducted throughout these here disunited states on a very, very secure level.

 

Donald Trump won’t concede, and his multi-faceted legal team is in extreme disarray, so he sent Rudy to somebody’s parking lot in Philly where, as usual, he made a fool of himself; and not one but two law firms have withdrawn from representing Trump & Company in their multiple, baseless assaults on the election in various states (https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/14/giuliani-trump-legal-plans-436475).

 

So we sent our California-based Chief Investigative Reporter, associate solitary reporter Susanna Sherman, to check things out. 

 

She teleported herself on Apocryphal Airlines to Atlanta, because the Peachtree State’s Secretary of State, Republican Brad Raffensperger, is hand-counting all the ballots from the election, but only because the GOP insisted that he do so.

 

Speaking strictly sotto voce, Raffensperger told Sherman, “Just between you and me, Susanna, I didn’t wanna do this, but the Party made me do it.”

 

Sherman told Raffensperger that what he’s doing is futile, but as she walked out of his tiny office, where nobody was wearing a mask, he reminded her that control of the Senate depends on the Senatorial Runoff election in Georgia in early January, and he has to make sure that senators David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler win so Moscow Mitch can do everything he wants to, to stymie President Biden’s agenda.