Trump Is Real Happy About Right-Wing Plot to Kidnap Michigan's Democratic Governor; Mitch Is AWOL from White House


From his Throne in the White House, Donald Trump is, as always, up to no good at all.


The most irascible ever occupant of the White House has infamously encouraged militias and other ne’er do wells to do all kinds of bad things, including a thirteen-man plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, a Democrat whom Joe Biden considered as his Running Mate ( and


This, after Moscow Mitch, born seventy-seven years ago and a few days younger than your solitary reporter, told reporters he hasn't been at the White House for two months because at the White House there ain’t no such thing as COVID-19 compliance ((


"I love all my militias and all my other far-right extremist friends who love me," Trump told associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones. "Johanna, you ain't seen nothin' yet."


Associate solitary reporter Dan McGuiness commented on Trump’s doctor’s comment that Trump is ready to go back to having his Rabid Red Rallies.


“”It’s all part of the same pattern,” McGuiness told us.