Putin Admits to Poisoning Navalny; Trump the Anarchist

The most powerful woman in Europe, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, is the leader of the Christian Democratic Union.


She was raised in Communist East Germany, where Russian Dictator Vladimir was a top Soviet spy.


Very recently, Putin’s strongest opponent, Alexei Navalny, was poisoned in Siberia, no doubt by one of Putin’s Siberian thugs.


Merkel, the de facto leader of the European Union, demonstrated Christian mercy by insisting that Navalny be treated in a hospital in Berlin, where his physicians say he was definitely poisoned, and he is recovering, thanks be to God.


So we sent our Moscow-based correspondent, associate solitary reporter Foma Kheroshonsky, to ask Putin why his agents poisoned Navalny.


“Foma, you don’t get it, do you? As a staunch member of the KGB, I and my colleagues committed many violent acts against the very numerous enemies of Communism.”


“Because I am a really strong Dictator, I can pretty much do what I want.”


"That means I can have my opponents poisoned; and it also means that my very skillful hackers can mess up your election very skillfully, as they did so very well in 2016; which is why you can be sure that

Trump — that babe in the woods -- will have another four or eight more years.”


"By helping Trump get elected in 2016, that saved me a lot of money I otherwise would have had to spend to make many more nukes and materiel so I can invade Poland whenever I want to."


In other news, Trump says Seattle and Portland, Oregon are “anarchist cities” and he’s telling his minions in the Office of Management and Budget to withhold federal funds from them (https://nypost.com/2020/09/02/trump-orders-review-to-defund-nyc-other-anarchist-cities/).


But what he fails to realize is that he is ‘way, ‘way more of an anarchist than any Democratic mayors.


With Trump, anything goes. It’s all up to his whims.