Why Would First Daughter Ivanka Want to Come to Colorado, Which Hillary Won by Five Points?

We here at AP fail to understand why First Daughter Ivanka would want to visit Colorado tomorrow and Friday “to highlight the [Trump] administration’s conservation and affordable child care efforts" (thanks to Colorado Politics for the post).


Ivanka can swear in Czech.


She speaks French (according to our Chief International Correspondent, associate solitary reporter Larry Theis, who has never been in France) and, to her discredit, she's an adviser to her father, Donald Trump.


According to associate solitary reporter Sylvia Kenwood, a Very Prominent Denver Democratic Party Activist, and associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones, Ivanka has no idea that recently, in the face of widespread protests in Colorado and elsewhere, the statue of Indian Fighter Kit Carson (1809-1868) atop the Pioneer Statue at Colfax and Broadway, in the heart of Denver, ain’t there anymore. It was removed by Denver Parks & Rec to avoid it being pulled down by protesters angry at the murder of George Floyd in Minneapolis by police officer Derek Chauvin (https://denver.cbslocal.com/2020/06/26/pioneer-monument-colfax-broadway-removed-by-denver-crews/).


Ivanka is, of course, dirt poor, with a paltry $300,000,000.


Ivanka is unaware of the genocide perpetrated against Native Americans by Carson and her father’s favorite president, Andrew Jackson, the man notorious for forcing Chickasaws, Cherokees, Seminoles, Choctaws, and Poncas to leave our Southeast for the Indian Territory (now Oklahoma) in the infamous Trail of Tears.


But that doesn’t concern Ivanka at all.


She’s married to Son-in-Law-in-Chief Jared Kushner, who is effectively running The Donald’s campaign.


Donald Trump has given Kushner a virtually unlimited portfolio, including Trump’s plan to do everything he can to bolster the fortunes of Bibi Netanyahu (who’s on trial for corruption) in suppressing the Palestinians.


Neither Jared nor Ivanka needed Senate confirmation, which, obviously, they both would have received under Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), Donald’s close personal friend. McConnell will lose his re-election campaign on November 3 to Amy McGrath, a former Marine fighter pilot. McGrath, 45 and with a good apperance, was the first woman to fly a combat mission for the Marine Corps. She flew 89 combat missions against al-Qaeda and the Taliban.


McConnell, the portentous man with the triple chin, is only a few days younger than your solitary reporter, and he sure ain’t pretty. He is widely known as Senator No, the most powerful Republican senator in Washington. Because of his ability to manipulate Senate rules in favor of the GOP, and to the detriment of all Democrats, he holds a strangehold on anything Democrats in the Senate propose.


In stark contrast to McGrath, Moscow Mitch, who enlisted in the Army Reserve in 1967, has never seen combat. He was discharged from the Army because of a disability.


But we still can’t understand why Ivanka would want to come to Colorado, which Hillary won in 2016 by a whopping Five Points.


In November, Colorado voters will send Trump to Mar-a-Lago by at least ten points, and they’ll also send Trump’s close personal friend, the Centennial State’s junior senator, Cory Gardner, a chipmunk disguised as a politician, back to Yuma, out on the Eastern Plains of Colorado, also by at least ten points.