As Colin Powell's Announcement Indicates, We'll Have a Much Better President in January

Wildly popular General and former Secretary of State Colin Powell, an African American, has announced that in November, he will NOT be voting for Donald Trump (


Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones was with Trump when Chief of Staff Mark Meadows told him of this notable development.


Of course, Trump is no fan at all of Black Lives Matter, especially after DC Mayor Muriel Bowser renamed a street near the White House as Black Lives Matter Plaza.


Trump told Meadows, “Mark, as far as I am concerned, black lives don’t matter at all. Go tell Bowser that.”


Rather than carry out that task, Meadows went back home to North Carolina to figure out what he plans to do for the rest of his life.