Why India's Narendra Modi Loves Trump

Our Narcissist-in-Chief has to have a big crowd.


He has to be adulated day and night.


That’s why Donald Trump's in India.


India is a big big country, with a very very large Muslim minority.


Trump & Co. craves big big business opportunities in India.


Prime Minisiter Narendra Modi is a big big fan of Donald Trump, and that’s why he arranged for a big stadiium so Trump can get in there and excoriate Muslims and explain to them why they need all kinds of unneeeded casinos and resorts (https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/23/trump-modi-india-rally-116463).


So we sent our Chief International Correspondent, associate solitary reporter Larry Theis, to ask Modi why he doesn’t like Muslims.


“Larry,” Modi began, "The Donald doesn’t like them, and I hate them.”


“I have nukes and so does Trump and so does the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.”


“I have told all my thousands of Indian American friends to vote for Trump.”


ASR Theis gave Modi his best namaste and then texted DNC Chair Tom Perez.