As we reported earlier today, corrupt Donald Trump has a new fan, corrupt former Illinois gov Rod Blagojevich (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2020/02/19/commuted-by-trump-blagojevich-promises-to-fix-trump-s-awful-hair/).
And now, Trump says he “guesses” he’s our nation’s chief law enforcement officer (https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/19/politics/donald-trump-pardons/index.html).
So associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones accosted him today in his gold-plated bathroom and asked him whether he had ever read the laws passed years ago by Congress establishing the office of Attorney General.
“Why should I?” he yelled at her, “I can do any damn thing I want. This idea that my personal lawyer, William Barr, is independent of me is totally ridiculous."