Here at AP, we report on a near-daily basis on the misdeeds of Donald Trump and his many, similarly corrupt friends (very few of them are women).
We also go after more than one of the Democratic presidential candidates.
It’s that time of year when NPR and other prominent media outlets inform us of the most memorable news events which they have covered this year.
So, faced with such a daunting task, our vast corps of associate solitary reporters set to work.
They include, most notably, our Chief International Correspondent, associate soitary reporter Larry Theis;
Our Moscow-based associate solitary reporter, Foma Kheroshonsky;
Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones, a gorgeous 25-year old African American woman who never leaves Trump’s side, even though she doesn’t like him at all;
Our Chief Investigative Reporter, associate solitary reporter Susanna Sherman;
Associate soitary reporter and Denver GOP Chairman Eddie Cook;
Associate solitary reporter and Edmonton Mayor Gary Zeman;
Our Chief Congressional Correspondent, associate solitary reporter Melissa Smith, who never takes her eyes off Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell;
Associate solitary reporter Sheila Kenwood, who covers Denver politics for us;
Associate solitary reporter and Moderator of the Unitarian Universalist Association, Lewis Thompson III;
Our Chief Theological Correspondent, noted Unitarian Universalist Theologian, associate solitary reporter Jim Bob Hobarto;
Our London-based associate solitary reporter, Danielle Packwood;
Our Seoul-based associate solitary reporter, Ko Il-sun;
And our Istanbul-based associate solitary reporter, Mustafa Ahmed.
We keep adding associate solitary reporters, but it requires extreme vetting. It’s considered a great honor, and all our ASRs are deeply grateful for the privilege.
All told, this esteemed group considered 34 of our satirical posts for consideration for the Final Twelve.
It wasn’t easy.
To read any of the vast galaxy of our posts, dedicated AP fans can easily go to our sitemap, which was created for us by associate solitary reporter Andy Kenwood, a True Computer Genius. The sitemap can be found at the bottom of any of our posts.
But after many sleepless nights, here they are:
February 21: Pope Francis Overturns Centuries of Catholic Dogma by Opening the Eucharist to All Christians (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/02/21/pope-francis-overturns-centuries-of-catholic-dogma-by-opening-the-eucharist-to-all-christians/)
April 3: Hard Brexiteer Leaders Plan Destruction of the Chunnel (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/04/03/hard-brexiteer-leaders-plan-destruction-of-the-chunnel/)
May 18: Denver’s Mayor Is Running for President Against Buttigieg and deBlasio and Lots of Other Dems (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/05/18/denver-s-mayor-is-running-for-president-against-buttigieg-and-de-blasio-and-lots-of-other-dems/)
June 29: Associate Solitary Reporter Sheila Kenwood Describes Biden’s Thursday Night Flub (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/06/29/associate-solitary-reporter-sheila-kenwood-describes-biden-s-thursday-night-flub/)
July 25: Barr Indicts Mueller for Failure to Adulate Trump (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/07/25/barr-indicts-mueller-for-failure-to-adulate-trump/)
August 5: Associate Solitary Reporter Ko Il-sun Taken Into Custody in Beijing; Trump Wades Into Intractable Conflict Over Kashmir (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/08/05/asr-ko-il-sun-taken-into-custody-in-beijing-trump-wades-into-intractable-conflict-over-kashmir/)
August 29: Boris Johnson’s Coup, And What Associate Solitary Reporter and Labour MP Danielle Packwood Is Doing About It (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/08/29/boris-johnson-s-coup-and-what-associate-solitary-reporter-and-labour-mp-danielle-packwood-is-doing-about-it/)
August 31: Iowa and New Hampshire Scrap Their First In The Nation Caucus And Primary (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/08/31/iowa-and-new-hampshire-scrap-their-first-in-the-nation-caucus-and-primary/)
September 16: McConnell’s Vetting Harvey Weinstein for SCOTUS (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/09/16/mcconnell-s-vetting-harvey-weinstein-for-scotus/)
November 5: In Which We Predict That Andrew Romanoff Will Defeat Cory Gardner for the US Senate; Roger Stone Silenced; Virginia Dems Capture Senate (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/11/05/in-which-we-predict-that-andrew-romanoff-will-defeat-cory-gardner-roger-stone-silenced-virginia-dems-capture-senate/)
November 26: Colorado’s Junior Senator Found in Kentucky Sitting on Mitch McConnell’s Lap (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/11/26/colorado-s-junior-senator-found-in-kentucky-sitting-on-mitch-mcconnell-s-lap/
December 9: Barr Fires Justice Department’s Inspector General; Trump on New Miss Universe; and His Choice for Next SCOTUS Vacancy (https://www.apocryphalpress.com/2019/12/09/barr-fires-justice-department-s-inspector-general-trump-on-new-miss-universe-and-his-choice-for-next-scotus-vacancy/