Trump Takes Turkish Bath With Erdogan During Impeachment Inquiry

Dictator Wannabe Donald Trump and Turkish dictator Recep Tayyip Erdogan just held a news conference in a vain effort to distract the American people from the Impeachment Inquiry.


Acting Ambassador to Ukraine William Taylor, a decorated Vietnam combat veteran and well-respected diplomat, made it unmistakably clear in his testimony that to satisfy Trump, Ukraine would be deprived of desperately needed military aid unless President Volodymyr Zelensky would, on CNN, declare that the Ukrainians would launch a top to bottom investigation of Hunter “Burisma” Biden.


And since Trump had blatantly put Zelensky in a “public box,” he also had to revive a totally debunked theory that it was the Ukrainians, not the Russians, who meddled in our 2016 election.


Our chief international correspondent, associate solitary reporter Larry Theis, who is fluent in Turkish, was standing right behind Erdogan (who has Kurdish blood on his hands) as he told Trump (who also has Kurdish blood on his hands), “Donnie boy, I am so happy that I bought that air defense system from Putin.”


“But any time you want me to send my troops down to Damascus to have an impolite conversation with Bashar al-Assad, I’ll send ‘em down there quick quick.”


Then Trump made sure that the thing on his head was perfectly aligned so he could repeat his lie that his July 25 call with Zelensky was even more perfect than perfect.


“Recep, old buddy, this is the quid I need from you: go up to Boston and find Deval Patrick and thank him personally from me for jumping into the crazy-ass Democrat primary” (


All this came after Trump said he was not watching the Impeachment Inquiry, but then slammed it (


But Trump’s allies, to the extent he still has any, are trying to tell our Narcissist-in-Chief to quit talking about himself, and focus on attacking Democrats (


Trump’s perfectly capable of attacking the Democrats, but it is psychiatrically impossible for him to focus on anyone’s needs other than his own.


Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones talked with White House Physician Sean Conley, who immediately agreed that Trump needs to be psychiatrically hospitalized so former Indiana conservative talk show host Mike Pence can take charge.