In Which We Predict That Andrew Romanoff Will Defeat Cory Gardner; Roger Stone Silenced; Virginia Dems Capture Senate

Three hundred sixty-three days from now, a good Democrat will be elected to succeed Donald Trump. You can be sure of that!


Jury selection began today in our Nation’s Capital in the trial of Trump’s close personal friend, Roger Stone.


Stone is a Dirty Political Trickster of wide notoriety.


He’s charged with lying to Congress and obstructing the Russia investigation.


But Judge Amy Berman Jackson’s gag orders have successfuly kept the always grandstanding Stone quiet.


Amazing! (


In the Commonwealth of Virginia, capital of the Confederacy, Democrats have captured the State Senate.


We like that.


Susan Swecker, Virginia Dems Chair, told associate solitary reporter Susanna Sherman that the fight to regain the Senate is, once more, full proof of Trump’s unpopularity.


And Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (whose candidate for governor of Kentucky, Matt Bevin, is likely to lose to Democrat Andy Beshear), has already ordered the greatly endangered Colorado junior senator, Cory Gardner (a chipmonk disguised as a political) to vote to acquit Trump in the forthcoming impeachment trial, which will ground Sens. Elizabeth Warren, Cory Booker, Amy Klobuchar, Kamala Harris, and Michael Bennet, and keep them from campaigning, thus doing a great favor to South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg (


Gardner will be easily defeated by former Colorado Speaker of the House Andrew Romanoff who, unlike former Centennial State Gov. John Hickenlooper, accepts no PAC money.