Yesterday, Donald Trump spoke at something called the Values Voters Summit (https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/12/trump-values-voter-summit-2020-045162.)
This is very puzzling to us here at AP, because the man doesn’t have any values that are worth examining.
And now, the most litigious man ever to sit at the Resolute Desk in the White House wants to sue Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi — even though there is no constitutional basis for doing so.
So — when associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones — you know, the young African American woman who is with Trump 24/7 — accosted Trump early this morning, to tell him he has no values, he did what he’s done hundreds of times in the annals of Apocryphal Press.
That is to say, he picked her petite self up and tossed her out his Oval Office window, where she was ministered to by the ACLU and the Democratic National Committee’s Tom Perez.