In Which We Explain Why There Is No Power Anymore in TrumpWorld

Most all of the power in TrumpWorld has been lost.


That’s because Donald Trump is very good at shooting himself in the foot (and elsewhere in his massive body).


Speaking of power — and power outages — California’s largest electric power company, PG&E — which has had its own problems — has shut off power for some eight hundred thousand of its customers in the nation’s largest state by population.


California is a Blue State.


PG&E has stated publicly that it has cut off power to all those folks in northern Caliofrnia because of extremely dry weather conditions, and, as we all know, California has had lots of trouble recently with out of control forest fires; ask anybody in Paradise, Caliofrnia, and they will explain all of it to you in more detail than you would care to hear (


But there is another wrinkle in all this: Devin Nunes is a Republican Congressman from California, and he is the Ranking Member of the House Intelligence Committee, and when the GOP controlled the House, Nunes was its Chairman. That’s when Nunes tried, very clumsily, to follow Trump’s orders to nix the Mueller Investigation.


But now, Adam Schiff (D-Cal.) is the Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and Congressman Schiff is hot on the trail of Donald Trump.


As every reasonable person should be.


Associate solitary reporter Susanna Sherman, who is well familiar with the poltics of California, just texted us here at AP to tell us that Nunes, whose entire political fortunes are inextricably tied to Trump, took it upon himself to order PG&E to inconvenience every single Democrat in all of California, especially the Bay Area and the north.


So, per ASR Sherman, it turns out that PG&E didn’t cut off power for reasons of safety, but, rather, for reasons of political expediency.


But it’s all very clear that most all of the power in TrumpWorld has been cut off, because Trump is manifestly guilty of obstruction of a Congressional investigation, which obviously warrants Articles of Impeachment.


When those Articles of Impeachment get to Mitch McConnell’s Senate, both California’s Senators, Democrats Dianne Feinstein and presidential candidate Kamala Harris, will vote to convict.


Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones tells us that Trump will do absolutely nothing to help either PG&E or any of its Democratic customers.