Comcast CEO Resigns

As ten fully qualified Democratic presidential candidates stood together on a stage in climate change-threatened Miami this evening, NBC’s sound crews forgot to turn off the mics while the debate was in progress (


As soon as that happened, Brian Roberts, the CEO of Comcast (which owns NBC) resigned.


“I accept full responsibility for not properly supervising my sound crew in Miami,” Roberts explained to associate solitary reporter Susanna Sherman.


“And I’m heading straight to the closest homeless shelter that will take me in."