Trump, at CPAC, Taps Kushner As His Ambassador to Israel

Despite strong objections from White House Counsel Pat Cipollone and the IC (Intellegence Community, led by former Indiana GOP Senator Dan Coats — one of many whom Donald Trump would like to fire because he knows almost nothing about governing anything, especially his own gonads), Trump overruled all his underlings and ordered that Son-in-Law-in-Chief Jared Kushner receive a top secret security clearance. This is not pleasing to House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings, who has given Trump’s White House until Monday to explain how it processes security clearances.

 

Kushner is very close to Saudi Murderer-in-Chief MbS, and he also is very close to Israel’s Bibi Netanyahu. Bibi’s running for a fifth term, but he’s about to be indicted for corruption by Attorney General היועץ המשפטי לממשלה (Avichai Mandelblit) for breach of trust and corruption.

 

In his family real estate business, Kushner borrowed millions from foreign banks to whom he undoubtedly owes lotsa money, thus making it highly unwise for him to receive a top secret security clearance. All of that has been independently verified by associate solitary reporter Alphonse Casanova, a high school friend of your solitary reporter. 

 

Bibi, who detested President Obama for trying to make peace between the Palestinians and the israelis, loves Trump and Kushner, who is an orthodox Jew who made billions in the real estate market.

 

It is said that a Trump is a billionaire, but nobody knows whether that is true because he refuses to release his tax returns, but he’ll have to release them now that the Party of the People controls the House.

 

Knowing that Kushner is a political liability, Trump has decided that it would be better to have him as his ambassador to Israel, as associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones told us only this morning.

 

Trump’s decision to install Kushner as his ambassador to Israel came as a surprise to Ambassador David Friedman, a bankruptcy lawyer who advised Trump during his 2016 campaign, and who now works for an Administration that is bankrupt.

 

Today at the Conservative Political Action Conference in a place called National Harbor, Maryland, just downriver from the District of Colum, Trump threw red meat to his base base for two hours, lambasting duly appointed Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

 

During his two hours of yelling, and heard only by associate solitary reporters Lewis Thompson and Keith Coleman, Trump yelled at an increasingly more and more strident pitch that he is totally furious with Mueller for making him send Kushner and Ivanka to Jerusalem.