A short time ago, Donald Trump, for the first time, used his Oval Office to speak to the people who never show up for his rallies, and failed to convince anybody that he has a soul, even though he talked repeatedly about a crisis of the heart at our southern border.
Since he swaggered himself into the White House almost two years ago, Trump has provided full-time employment for fact-checkers, more than one hundred and twenty times as many as checked on what President Obama ever said.
Tonight, Trump returned to his constant theme about how bad people come into our country uninvited, through Mexico.
So we asked our top South American correspondent, associate solitary reporter Sylvana Juguete, to meet with newly installed Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador (AMLO), as he gave his internationally televised response to our Liar-in-Chief.
Speaking perfect English, AMLO said, “Just as South Korean President Moon Jae-in welcomed North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to step into South Korean territory last April, so I wish to invite Mr. Trump to meet me in Tijuana at a place of his choosing. There are lots of places there that he would find interesting.”
“I might bring the eminent jurist, Chile Eboe-Osuji of Nigeria, the president of the International Criminal Court, with me, just in case.”
Juguete immediately texted associate soitary reporter Johanna Jones so Jones could ask Trump for his reaction to AMLO’s proposal.
Trump was gloating over the congratulatory texts he received about his Oval Office speech from his close personal friends and mentors, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter.
When Jones asked him whether he would be willing to meet AMLO in Tijuana, Trump went into immediate apoplexy and had to be revived by White House physician Sean Patrick Conley.
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee told reporters in the White House Press Briefing Room that Chief Lackey Mike Pence, First Daughter Ivanka, and Son-in-Law-in-Chief Jared Kushner, acting in unison, have decided to invoke the 25th Amendment. Huckabee said it will take a very long time for Trump to recover from the crisis that he forced on himself and the American people.