Cosby Judge Sentences Trump to An Equivalent Term

Moments ago, Judge Steven O’Neill sentenced serial sexual predator Bill Cosby to three to ten years in a Pennsylvania state prison.


As associate solitary reporter Susanna Sherman watched, Judge O’Neill gaveled the courtroom back to attention.


“On application from the Asssociation of Solitary Reporters and the Democratic National Committee,” the judge said, “and despite anything that Nancy Pelosi says, “the Court has another matter on its docket.”


“For his many high crimes and misdemeanors, the Court sentences Donald J. Trump to an equivalent term as Cosby.”


“Cosby’s blind, but Donald Trump is blindly leading us to Armageddon.”


At the White House, Sarah Huckabee erupted in a bigger meltdown than her boss ever did.