Trump Is Preparing for Kushner to Succeed Him in 2029

As we have previously reported, Donald Trump, who chafes at any restrictions imposed on him by anybody else, fully intends to be re-elected to a third term. “The hell with what the Constitution says about a two-term limit,” Trump has frequently said to associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones.


“I realize, Johanna,” Trump continued, “that you are way too young to remember FDR, but if he could be elected president four times, why can’t I?”


“And look at my friend President Xi, in China — he gets to stay in power for just as long as he wants to!”


“I’m in the best of health, Johanna, and our country desperately needs me.”


Jones snickered ever so silently to herself.


“After I complete my third term, on January 20, 2025, I am making arrangements for my son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to succeed me.”


“Jared protects me really well against meddlers like my Chief of Staff, General Kelly, who seems to be balking at granting Jared a full security clearance."


“I admire really strong leaders like President Xi and my really close friend, Putin — and then there’s North Korea, where the third generation of Kims is running the country.”


“It’s all about Family First, Johanna. That's all that really matters.”