On Tuesday, Donald Trump addressed the General Assembly of the United Nations.
South Korean president 문재인 (Moon Jae-in), who was elected in a democratic election, was there. He is the President of the Republic of Korea. President Moon was elected after his predecessor, 박근혜 (Park Geun-hye), was impeached. Trump’s Chief of Staff, General John Kelly, is personally reviewing the similarities between Park Gun-hye’s fall and the current situation of his boss.
Japanese Prime Minister Abe Shinzo (安倍 晋三) was also there.
김정은 (Kim III), who calls his rogue regime the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, was not. Kim III dare not ever leave North Korea.
After Trump promised to obliterate North Korea if he messes with the USA or any of its allies (read: Japan), associate solitary reporter Ko Il-sun, who is based in Seoul, observed the evacuation of Seoul, which, at 9,914,381 souls, is the sixteenth largest city in the world. All 9,914, 381 residents of Seoul have fled to Australia, where they were hosted by Yi Kyongjae, who has been Australia’s Minister of Education since 1965.
From the UN, 安倍 晋三 (Abe Shinzo) ordered the evacuation of Hoddaiko and Aomori Prefecture, the northernmost prefecture on Honshu. Associate solitary reporter Kodama Keishi, a prominent educator in Aomori, observed the evacuation of 弘前市 (Hirosaki City) in Aomori Prefecture.
On Guam, which is clearly within range of Kim III’s nukes, Gov. Eddie Baza Calvo, a Republican, ordered all Guamanians to fly directly to Tokyo, as reported to us by associate solitary reporter Guillermo "Motorcycle Billy” Torres. 安倍 晋三 has asked Trump for three billion dollars to help him convert the Imperial Palace in Tokyo into a homeless shelter for the Guamanians.
On Taiwan, President 蔡英文 (Tsai Ing-wen), a very smart woman (much smarter than Park Gun-hye), tweeted her constituents, telling all of them to start building their bomb shelters.
It was President Tsai Ing-wen who, on November 9, placed a call to Donald Trump to congratulate him on the fact that he had lost the election to Hillary Clinton, and Trump accepted the call and spoke with her. Associate solitary reporter Gao Tangmasu, who is based in Beijing, tells us that General Secretary of the Communist Party of China 习近平 (Xi Jinping) is still very concerned about that. Xi told Gao that you can never trust a barbarian such as Trump.
In Teheran, associate solitary reporter Aziz Ahmad hurried to Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khameni’s residence in the Beit Rahbari compound and pleaded with him immediately to discontinue his nuclear ruminations and to quit funding Hezbollah and Syrian president Bashar al-Assad.
Supreme Leader Khamenei is a مرجع(a marja), that is, a “source to imitate or follow,” that is, the highest level of Shia authority.
In Caracas, associate solitary reporter Rogelio Cardonas told Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro to get his house in order immediamente.