Trump's Colonoscopy

THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION, 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE  — Now that we finally know what McConnellTrumpCare plans to do to the Affordable Care Act, we thought it important to provide Donald Trump with the opportunity to experience the medical benefits — including colonoscopies — provided by Medicaid — since Medicaid will be phased out as we know it under McConnellCare by 2021.


Over the weekend, associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones was with Trump as his gastroenterologist and personal physician, Harold Bornstein, performed a colonoscopy on Mr. Trump. As Jones watched, Bornstein decided at the last moment to do a colonoscopy on Trump’s head. "I’ve always wondered what’s under that orange thing on top of his head,” Bornstein said, “so I decided to find out, if I could."


As Jones gazed in wonder, the effluvium contained — guess what.