Bannon & Company Ecstatic About Rep. Steve King's Sunday Tweet; Pruitt Flees After Watching DiCaprio Film

THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION, 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW, THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – As carefully reported in yesterday's Politico by ace reporter Louis Nelson, Congressman Steve King (TP-Iowa) tweeted on Sunday that “We can’t restore our civilization with somebody else’s babies.”


“I’ve been to Europe and I’ve spoken on this issue and I’ve said the same thing as far as 10 years ago to the German people and to any population of people that is a declining population that isn’t willing to have enough babies to reproduce themselves,” King said on CNN’s’ 'New Day.’ I’ve said to them, ’you cannot rebuild your civilization with somebody else’s babies. You’ve got to keep your birth rate up and... you need to teach your children your values.’”


“Actually,” King continued, “if you go down the road a few generations or maybe centuries with the intermarriage, I’d like to see an America that’s just so homogenous that we look a lot the same, from that perspective."


Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones was with Donald Trump’s chief strategist, Steve Bannon, as he watched King’s performance with Trump. The two men were yucking it up with Chief Sycophant Kellyanne Conway (“The Walkback Woman”) and Chief Mouthpiece Sean Spicer (“The Chief Walkback Man").


EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt, the former Attorney General of Oklahoma (the Earthquake Capital of the nation) who made a sport of suing the EPA, was with your solitary reporter and associate solitary reporter Al Goodwin moments ago in Denver watching Leonardo DiCaprio’s 2007 documentary, The 11th Hour. That documentary presents the scientific consensus that the present rate of economic development on Planet Earth is unsustainable and that within a century or two, Terra Firma will be uninhabitable by human beings.


Pruitt, fully knowledgeable that he had been sitting in quite possibly the most Democratic State House District in the Centennial State, fled for the nearest door, where he was met by operatives working for Bannon, who took him back to Washington to try to work in a political and meteorological storm of his own making. 


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