To Celebrate Winter Solstice, Trump and Flynn Confront Tunisian President in Carthage Palace

TUNIS – As German and other European police search for Tunisian terrorist Anis Amri, president-elect Donald Trump, accompanied by his incoming National Security Advisor, Michael Flynn, arrived here in the capital of Tunisia, accompanied by associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones.


As Trump Airlines landed at Carthage International Airport here, they were greeted by Beji Caid Essebi, the president of Tunisia, and Prime Minister Youssef Chahed. Essebi and Chahed are the heads of government in the very nation which ushered in the Arab Spring, and Tunisia is considered to be the only full democracy in the Arab World.


Trump wasted no time once he and Flynn arrived at Carthage Palace, the official residence of President Essebi.


“Beji, My boy,” Trump began, “where the hell is Amri, the guy who killed 12 people in Berlin yesterday?”


“Mr. Trump, Sir,” Essebi replied, “as far as we know, Sir, he is someplace in Europe.”


“Well, Beji, you guys were supposed to tell the Italians and the Germans that you would take him back. Why didn’t you?”


“Sir, Mr. president-elect, Sir, many of our citizens have left our country in search of a better life.”


“Beji, here’s what you’re going to do: you’re gonna help me set up my Muslim Registry.”


“And you and Youssef here are gonna be on it."


At last report, the conversations continued, while the third Mrs. Trump, at Mar-A-Lago, wondered where her husband is.


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