WASHINGTON — Recently, we have sent associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones all over the USA to cover this year’s presidential election.
Early this morning, Jones attended a top-secret meeting between GOP Chairman Reince Priebus, House Speaker Paul Ryan, and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.
The dynamic trio were meeting to discuss how to dump their presidential nominee, Donald Trump, and whom to replace him with.
Their decision was easy and unanimous, Jones reports.
“Jim Comey’s our guy,” McConnell said. “He’s a longtime Republican and clean as a whistle.”
“And I love how he’s taking Hillary down by continuing to investigate her emails,” Ryan said.
“And only 11 days before the election,” Priebus said. “I thought we were gonna lose the White House, the Senate, and the House, but now our glory days have just begun."
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