After congratulating Gov. Mike Pence (TP-Indiana) for his ducking and weaving performance in Monday evening’s Veep debate in Farmville, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus convened an emergency conference call of all the members of the Republican National Committee. Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones was with Priebus when he made the call.
“The only way we can win this thing,” Priebus said, “is to put Mike at the top of the ticket, with Donald as his running mate.”
Priebus’ suggestion was immediately adopted, but Donald Trump went charasterically ballistic. Trump vowed to take over the NSA and get underneath the skin of every RNC member.