Trump Taps Judge Moore for AG

RNC HEADQUARTERS, TRUMP TOWER – The campaign of the least qualified presidential candidate since Zachary Taylor is mired in double-down mode because of a fixation by a multibillionaire scumbag on a former beauty queen.


That candidate, now on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, tweeted his few remaining followers to inform them that the next Attorney General will be Alabama’s Judge Roy Moore, who was yesterday suspended without pay as the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Alabama through the rest of his term, which expires in 2019.


Moore, in his capacity as Chief Justice, ordered the probate courts in the Heart of Dixie State to disregard the US Supreme Court’s 2015 decision in Obergefell v. Hodges, which ruled that same-sex couples have a constitutional right to marry.


“I’m a homophobe just like Roy is,” Donald Trump tweeted at 3 AM today. Associate solitary reporter Elihu Snow, long a fan of space travel, was with Trump as he issued his tweet.


Judge Moore is also the infamous Ten Commandments Judge. Alabama, as do 31 other states in the United State, elects its judges. Moore nearly ran for president in 2012 on the American Constitution Party ticket.


Trump’s first supporter in the US Senate, Alabama’s junior senator, Jeff Sessions, told associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones that Moore will be a “mighty fine” Attorney General, succeeding Loretta Lynch, who is African American.


For his part, Moore told associate solitary reporter Jeanne Smith that he looks forward to serving as the nation's highest law enforcement officer, provided that his office will be located in the brand-new Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue (the Old Post Office Pavilion) in the Nation’s Capital. “I don’t hold no truck with gummint buildings,” Moore said.


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