Trump Demands Biden Resign

If you’ve ever wondered whether mega-billionaire Donald Trump could act appropriately as president, the issue has now been resolved definitively.


Yesterday, after the massacre in Orlando, Trump called on President Obama to resign.


So a solitary reporter asked the GOP nominee-in-waiting whether Vice President Biden should resign as well.


“Damn straight!” was Trump’s instant reply.


The solitary reporter then reminded Trump that if both Mr. Obama and Mr. Biden should resign, that would make Trump’s nemesis, Paul Ryan, president.


“Not a problem, SR, not a problem. Paul will be a placeholder for me and then I’ll take over, and Paul can go back to Janesville."


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