TRUMP TOWER, NEW YORK – As reported earlier today by Politico’s Ben Schreckinger, the Ku Klux Klan is using Donald Trump as a talking point in its outreach efforts. Stormfront, the most prominent American white supremacist website, is upgrading its servers in part to cope with a Trump traffic spike. Former Louisiana Congressman David Duke says that Trump has given more Americans cover to speak out loud about white nationalism than at any time since his own political campaign in the 1990s.
There was only one step remaining. As Trump waited breathlessly, a solitary reporter swooped in, observing from a remote corner. Don Black, the Mastermind of Stormfront, was also waiting with Thom Robb, the National Director of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, which claims to be the biggest Klan organization in America today.
Robb and Black placed a plain trademark white Klan hood on Trump, who immediately made a long speech, claiming, “I have completely conquered political correctness! Game on!”
Ben Carson was amused.
DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz expressed relief, saying that Hillary’s prospects for winning the presidency have become a little easier.
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