RONALD REAGAN PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY — A solitary reporter, in his solemn capacity as sleuth, and preparing for the September 16 second GOP presidential debate, found himself in Jeb Bush’s dressing room.
Recently, Jeb has been huddling with his advisers and his big-money donors, well aware that Trump, the meanest, trash-talking, “non-politician” candidate who is leading big time in the polls, will definitely lash out at him for even daring to challenge him. And there will be only two feet of space separating The Donald from him.
So what did the solitary reporter find in Jeb’s dressing room?
Three Under Armour brand jockstraps — one for each of the three hours of the September 16 debate.