RNC HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON — First there was one. Now there are six.
With today’s entry of former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (now a resident of the Bush v. Gore State), the following Republican presidential candidates have lined up, trying to defeat Bernie Sanders:
Ted Cruz, who hasn’t yet figured out that he really wants to be a televangelist;
Carly Fiorina, who has been on the unemployment lines since being sacked by Hewlett-Packard;
Marco Rubio, who wants to outMcCain McCain in military matters;
Ben Carson, another Herman Cain;
Rand Paul (not a real Republican; certified candidate of the Tea Party; lifelong Libertarian);
Mike Huckabee, a huckster.
Here at RNC headquarters, Chairman Reince Priebus issued subpoenas to the remaining 13 undeclared candidates who braved the cold in Concord, New Hampshire, on April 18.
Priebus was assisted in his task by a solitary reporter.