BRUSSELS — As he prepares to visit Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov in Moscow tomorrow, Secretary of State John Kerry, in an exclusive interview, told a solitary reporter that the United States and Russia plan to bomb Israel after Israel knocked out a Syrian missile site, thus threatening to destabilize the entire Middle East.
“Israel has been a thorn in our side for many years,” Kerry explained. “But we love them dearly, and they pretend to love us, and a lot of them actually do.”
For his part, Lavrov twetted the solitary reporter, labeling his satire as “way too pro-Capitalist."
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