“It's been a quiet week on Planet Earth”


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Inhales Last Remaining Stocks of Twinkies

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Jill Kelley Nominates Herself To Succeed Hillary Clinton

Rice Versus Brown In MA After Kerry Goes To State

McCain Is US Ambassador To Antarctica

Globe-Trotter Petraeus Named To Succeed Rice At UN

Paula Broadwell To Be December Playboy Centerfold

Gen. John Allen To Succeed Leon Panetta

Schumer Nominates Netanyahu As Top NATO Boss

Totally Boring Day On Tap For Tomorrow


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