LINCOLN, NEBRASKA — CliffsNotes founder Cliff Hillegass has published The Fiscal Cliff.
“There's no doubt about it,” Hillegass explained to a solitary reporter. “No matter who's elected as our next president, the United States will descend into fiscal chaos on January 1.”
“You see, SR,” Hillegass continued, “the American voting public long ago flunked Economics 101.”
After the solitary reporter tweeted NYSE CEO Sydney Williams, relating Hillegass' prediction, Williams promptly advised all Wall Street traders to leave the country.
“I'm giving that advice, of course, only to my Republican buddies,” Williams explained, thus leaving the solitary reporter far behind in the dust.