What Associate Solitary Reporter Keith Coleman Distinctly Heard Andrew Cuomo Say Today During His Defiant Press Conference

Yesterday, New York's Attorney General, Letitia James, released her findings into the sexual habits of Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

 

She said that Cuomo had created a hostile work environment in Albany, and that women were often more than uncomfortable.

 

Cuomo had obviously forgotten that women are better than men.

 

After Attorney General James released her comprehensive report -- and after President Biden echoed New York's Junior Senator, Kirsten Gillibrand (who had previously said that Cuomo should resign) Cuomo called a press conference which was attended by associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman.

 

It was Coleman, and only Coleman, who distinctly heard Cuomo say that everything in Attorney General James' report is fake news.

 

Cuomo practices --- or pretends to practice -- the Democratic faith, and he also pretends to practice the Catholic faith.

 

Cuomo is almost as brash as Donald Trump.

 

"Whatever that lawyer woman James said in her report," Cuomo began, "is totally false. Not a single word in her so-called report is true."