Our Hypocrite-in-Chief Says He's the Perfect Messenger Against Biden

Friendly Joe Biden can’t make up his mind about running against Trump next year.


Joe’s getting big time pushbacks for snuggling too close in public spaces to women other than his wife. Joe’s committed no sexual assaults against any of the women who have gone public, including Nevada Democratic politician Lucy Flores.


Instead of saying “Me Too, only I’m much sexier than Joe is” with regad to Biden, Trump now says he is the perfect “messenger” to attack the former Vice President (https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/05/politics/donald-trump-joe-biden-women/index.html); and Trump says Biden’s a threat only to himself (https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/05/trump-joe-biden-threat-1259606).


So associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones asked Melania what she thinks of all this.


“Johanna, I’m a European, and beautiful European women like me are not prudes.”


“Donald is just a hot boy, and boys will be boys. None of this stuff bothers me at all.”


“Now leave me alone so I can home school Barron and enjoy my privacy.”


Meanwhile, Trump told Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney to hire Billy Bush and the producer of the 2005 "Access Hollywood" tape to enhance his macho image for his 2020 campaign.