In Spat With Merkel, Trump Leaves NATO

Donald Trump was in Brussels today at NATO headquarters.


There, he accused German’s Angela Merkel of being the property of Vladimir Putin.


Trump wants America’s NATO allies to pay four percent of their GDP, not two percent. Seems he wants Merkel to buy natural gas not from Putin, but from him.


The stock market here in the US plummeted.


Associate solitary reporter and chief international correspondent Larry Theis asked Putin for his comment on Trump’s statement.


“Just what I made Trump agree to when I helped him win in 2016,” Putin said.


After hearing about Putin’s remark, Trump walked out of the NATO meeting, saying that the other twenty-eight members of NATO are on their own now.