Why John Bolton Is Really, Really Happy; Update on Harvey Weinstein

The current occupant of the Oval Office managed to get in there with no foreign policy experience, no military leadership, and no previous experience as having been elected to anything.


His total lack of experience shows.


Governed as always by his gonads and his own narcissism, yesterday he precipitously cancelled his planned meeting in Singapore with Kim Jong-un, without, from what associate solitary reporter Ko Il-sun and others tell us, even bothering to tell South Korea’s Moon Jae-in.


All this made John Bolton, Donald Trump’s National Security Advisor, very happy.


It was Bolton who insisted that North Korea follow the “Libyan model” of denuclearization.


Libya’s megalomaniac leader, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, agreed to denuke in 2003, after his oil-rich, desert nation had been gearing up its nuclear weapons program for ten years (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disarmament_of_Libya).


Then, in 2011, Gaddafi ended up on the business end of a bayonet during a civil war. Accounts at the time suggested that the bayonet penetrated a tender part of his body.


Kim Jong-un is about as fat as Donald Trump, but he has much better impulse control.


As Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said yesterday, Kim III “has been playing us.”


Moments ago, associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones confronted Bolton in the West Wing and demanded to know why Bolton had chosen to tube the Singapore summit between Trump and Kim Jong-un.


“B___h, get out of my way! I’m too busy preparing plans for a nuclear attack on Pyongyang.”


“And Seth Rogen and James Franco, the stars of The Interview, are my principal advisers.”


Meanwhile, Harvey Weinstein has been ‘cuffed in New York, and is at this very moment plotting how to turn his upcoming criminal trials into a blockbuster movie.