Trump Gives WH Job to Rally Sycophant

MAR-A-LAGO ESTATES PRIVATE CLUB, PALM BEACH — As reported by CNN’s Ralph Ellis, Donald Trump, in an improvised moment at his rally yesterday in Melbourne, Florida, invited one of his most rabid supporters, Gene Huber, onto the stage. Huber told the crowd that he salutes a cardboard Trump every day, and Trump then said “A star is born!”


Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones, who follows Trump everywhere, overheard Trump’s conversation with his all-powerful son-in-law, Jared Kushner.


“Jared, we need to hire that guy. I want him to work in my White House Communications Department under Omarosa.”


Trump was referring to 43 year old Omarosa Onee Manigault, an African American former star on Trump’s Apprentice program, whom Trump hired to be his Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison in the White House. She goes by the mononym of Omarosa. She has a Ph.D. in Communications and is an ordained Baptist minister.


Kushner, Donald Trump’s son-in-law and one of his most trusted advisors, told Huber to quit his day job and go to work for Omarosa.


When Omarosa met Huber, she said to herself (but not to Jones), “What am I supposed to do with that ignoramus?” Omarosa finessed the situation by telling Huber to clean toilets in the Treasury Department, which is located close to the White House.


Write a comment

Comments: 0