China's Plans To Conquer The Philippines Are Revealed

After an international tribunal in The Hague delivered a sweeping rebuke yesterday of China’s behavior in the South China Sea, including the construction of artificial islands, a solitary reporter, with the assistance of numerous computer experts, hacked into China’s Ministry of National Defense, and discovered, in minute detail, how the PRC plans to punish the upstart Philippines.


The plans may be paraphrased as follows: “First we will nuke Taiwan, then Manila.”


When associate solitary reporter John Jones informed Donald Trump’s campaign manager, Paul Manafort, of the solitary reporter’s discovery, Manafort’s response was decisive.


"John,” Manafort said, “we don’t give a hairy rat’s ass about any of that. All we care about is defeating Hillary.”


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