RNC HEADQUARTERS, TRUMP TOWER – Ever since Donald Trump demanded that all Muslims (including Muslim soldiers serving in our Armed Forces) be temporarily banned from entering the United States, your solitary reporter has been wondering what a Donald Trump presidency would do with them.
At last, an answer has been found.
As he rummaged around Trump’s campaign office earlier today, the solitary reporter found a thick manila folder marked “A Perfect Plan To Send A Lot Of Muslims to Antarctica.”
Sure enough, the file contained a detailed plan.
As most of Donald Trump’s supporters already know, The Donald’s foreign-policy chops can be found in their entirety in the GOP presidential nominee-in-waiting’s 2007 tome, Think Big and Kick Ass.
“Antarctica isn’t claimed by any nation,” Trump’s chief political strategist, Paul Manafort, explained as New York’s Finest escorted the solitary reporter out of the building. “So we thought it would be a good place for all those jihadists to cool down."